capslockapocalypse:

party-into-thesun:

sharkchunks:

basedgosh:

why would she sell sea shells by a sea shore when you can just pick them off of the ground for free that’s not how you run a business

She’s sold sea shells by the seashore since shapely seashore seashells stay scarce. Since she sells superior shells searchers spend centuries searching for, seldom selling simple shells, so she still sustains solid savings.

I couldn’t even read that in my head

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eleanora-nektah:

imsopopfly:

gaymilesedgeworth:

gaymilesedgeworth:

my favorite American holiday is the one where we have a gopher predict the weather 

the gopher has spoken

What did he say?

“Trans Rights”

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pigmutual:

i don’t understand much but what i do know is strawberries are very tasty :)

(via democraticsenator)

mutantapologist:

every true crime video about serial killers is like… “obviously he was an attractive man” (shows a picture of the ugliest person I’ve ever seen in my life)

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flcralgogh:

how come in infinity war they didnt just kiss the infinity stones off thanos’s fingers like in robin hood

(via fangbreaker)

herdreadsrock:

Tomorrow is Monday. Hope y’all have a good ass week.

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coolcatgroup:

space-lesbo:

coolcatgroup:

Reblog the Princess ™ for future happiness and mental stability. Let her cuteness cleanse you.

please princess™… i require your stability and happiness

She is listening

(via wecanalldobetter)

cleopatronising:

the day steve irwin died this one kid stood at the school gate yelling the news over and over as everyone went home like… it was so important that he literally took on the role of town crier… and no one believed him…

(via democraticsenator)

fueled-by-nightcore:

momotaaru:

when the gym teacher tells you to stop picking the grass

This is so mundane yet specific at the same time

(via igetnobitches)

sangriahoe:

No offense but my female ancestors didn’t go through centuries of oppression for me to feel bad about myself all the time

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